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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, KC, the smuggler we're looking for
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visits his grandfather
at this senior center.
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He only comes once a week, so this is your
only chance to get that tracker on him.
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Don't mess this up.
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KC: I know, OK.
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Ernie, will you stop reminding me!
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It's gettin' old.
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Hey! How ya doin'? Bernie Burns.
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Only two things visible
from space, all right?
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The Great Wall of China
and that ugly shirt!
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Ay! Oh!
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You just got burned by Bernie Burns!
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Oh, man. Look at these two.
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More wrinkles than a
box of raisins. Ay! Oh!
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Burned by the Burnster!
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Hey! Bernie Burns here. I used
to be a nightclub comedian.
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You know what happened
when I played Atlantic City?
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Everyone left and went to Vegas. Ay! Oh!
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I just burned myself. Nobody's off-limits!
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(Theme music playing)
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? Oh, when danger comes for you ?
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? You know I'll stand beside you ?
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? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool ?
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? I'll always find a way ?
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? A way out of the fire ?
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? But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?
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? I'm not perfect ?
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? So many things I wanna tell you ?
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? But I ?
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? I keep it undercover! ?
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? Living my life on red alert ?
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? Doing my thing, I'll make it work ?
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? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?
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? But I always got your back ?
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? Nobody can do it like I can ?
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? I gotta find out who I am ?
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? Ain't got to worry about me ?
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? It's all part of the plan ?
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? I keep it undercover ?
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? I keep it undercover ?
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(Indistinct chatter)
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Hey, Grandpa.
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Ernie, I've got eyes on the target.
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I'm gonna make contact
and get the tracker on him.
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Hey, is that who I think it is?
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Look at you. I remember when you
were just a little whipper snapper.
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Now you're a big snapper, huh!
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What, you don't remember me?
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I got your nose.
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Now you remember me? Give
your Uncle Bernie a hug.
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You... you must think
I'm someone else.
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Well, I mean, I'm old and confused.
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So give me some sugar. But not too
much, I got blood work on Tuesday.
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Would you just please leave me alone?
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Oh, Dolores, I think
we got a live one here.
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Ooh, check out that orange velour.
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Who is that hunka-hunka?
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I'm not who you think I am!
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Hey, neither was my first
wife. I thought she was sweet.
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She thought I was rich. We were both wrong.
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At least that's what I
told the lawyers! Ay! Oh!
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Oh, be still my beating heart.
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But not too still.
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I don't want them to have
to get the paddles again.
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I'm Irma. Who are you?
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Now is not really a good
time, lady, all right?
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(Stutters) I think you got
me mixed up with somebody else.
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I ain't no lady.
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KC: OK!
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Ernie: He's gone.
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I don't mean to be an "Ay! Oh!",
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but thanks to you, we
gotta wait a whole week.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Playing hard to get, huh?
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I like that.
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Look, lady, all right?
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You're just not my type.
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Type? Who's got a type at this age?
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Besides breathing and upright.
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And I'm negotiable on the upright part.
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Look, make like my dentures,
and get out of my face!
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You, sir, are rude, crude and obnoxious!
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You remind me of my late husband, Morty.
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How about a cup of
coffee? Decaf, of course.
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OK. Turn up your hearing aid, Grandma! OK?
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Not gonna happen!
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Fine. Never mind.
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(Sighs) I'll just go back to my...
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lonely apartment and...
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sit all alone,
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look up at my Morty's picture...
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and wait for my next date...
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with the Grim Reaper.
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And I hope he comes a-calling real soon.
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(Crying)
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You didn't let me finish.
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I don't like coffee, but I do like tea.
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How's tomorrow afternoon?
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Ooh, sounds like a date!
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Ooh!
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It sure does.
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(Video game sounds) Hey, Petey.
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Make yourself at home. Your home.
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If you don't like me,
why do you invite me over?
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I didn't. You came through the cat door.
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Which is weird, because
you don't even have a cat.
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We were hoping to attract one.
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But instead, we got you.
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Game over! Go home, Petey!
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Fine.
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Hey!
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What do you think you're doing?
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How would you like it if
someone came to your home
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and threw you on the floor?
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Please, it's just a stupid machine.
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What. Did. You. Say?
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I said it's just a stupid machine.
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I apologize for Petey's behavior.
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You hear about discrimination,
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but you never expect to
see it under your own roof.
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So the food bank was thrilled with my
idea to throw a school dance fundraiser.
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I know you're going to raise money,
raise awareness, and raise the roof.
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Ha! See what I did there?
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Yeah, I saw it, and I'm ignoring it.
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All right, so what do
you need me to do? Um...
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Ooh, get you a DJ? Did it.
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How about the gym? Did it.
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Make posters? Did it.
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Ooh, make an awesome playlist?
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Dear Lord, no.
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I took care of everything.
All you have to do
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is show up, support me,
and dance your butt off.
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OK, well, I will definitely show up
and support, but I do not dance.
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Oh, snap. Uh, you know what? I
actually gotta go. I have a date.
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A date? Oh, yay! Tell me
about him. What's his name?
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Irma.
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Irma? What's his first name?
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That is his first name.
Well, it's her first name.
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Wow, just when you think you
know your best friend's type.
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She's eighty!
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Again, just when you think you
know your best friend's type.
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What do you guys talk about?
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Her childhood memories of Abraham Lincoln?
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Marisa, stop it, OK? Look...
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I met her while I was
undercover as an old man.
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So, I'm just having tea
with a nice, lonely lady,
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so I don't hurt her feelings.
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OK, but you're now rolling
with an older crowd.
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So, do not let her pressure you into
doing something that you don't want to do.
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Like watching the weather
network, or doing water aerobics,
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or getting a pacemaker.
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When you see the waitress, ask her
if I could have another cup of tea.
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OK, look, lady.
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There's no free refills,
and I'm on a fixed income.
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Bernie, I'm having such a good time.
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You put the twinkle back in my eyes.
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You sure that's not just the cataracts?
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(Both laugh)
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Bernie, you are a riot.
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And I should know. I've
lived through seven of them.
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Oh, there's the jukebox.
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Bernie, dance with me!
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I do not dance.
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Oh, don't be silly. Everybody dances.
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Nope. Not me. I'm just, uh, no good.
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You ever seen a seal begging
for fish? (Imitates seal)
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He stole my best move.
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(Both chuckle)
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There is no good or bad.
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The trick is to dance
like no one is watching.
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How about we just, uh, talk
like no one's listening?
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Come on, Bernie.
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We may be old, but we got
a lot of life left to live.
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If not now, when?
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It seems like five minutes ago,
I was a sixteen-year-old kid.
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Back then, I didn't go out.
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I didn't date much. I was so serious.
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I always had my nose in a book!
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I didn't even have that many friends.
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(Sighs)
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To be sixteen again. Boy.
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I sure would do things differently.
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Wouldn't you, Bernie?
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Uh, in some ways, I would.
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Well...
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it's time to grab life
by the snickerdoodles.
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We gotta live!
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Come on! The time is now!
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(Swing music playing) Here we go, Bernie.
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Just move it a little.
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There you go. Come on.
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Keep your feet moving.
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That's it. There you go, Bernie.
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Yeah, you can put your arm
right there. Right there?
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OK.
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See? It's not too bad, is it?
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I'm gettin' it. I'm gettin' it.
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All right. All right...
I knew you could dance.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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Oh, Bernie! (Laughs)
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Yeah, you're good!
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You know what? I gotta be honest
with you. I'm having a blast!
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And I don't care who's watching.
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OK!
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All right. Enough with that.
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OK, Bernie.
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(Music continues)
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(Cheering and applause)
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(Cheering and applause)
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(Both snoring)
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You know, I was thinking
about what you said...
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about machines being stupid? Yeah?
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I was wondering if you
wanted to take it back.
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Why? It's not like machines
can get their feelings hurt.
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Alright, you had your chance.
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Could you please get me
a juice from the fridge?
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Sure.
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Ow! Ow.
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Is there a problem, Petey?
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Hey!
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(Groans)
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Look out, Petey! Snack attack!
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Judy, what's going on?
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Oh, you know how it is
with those stupid machines.
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(Whirring)
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How's that happening?
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Stay away from me.
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(Screaming)
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Oh, hey,
KC. I was...
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Are you eating prunes?
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Well, yeah. Actually,
they're surprisingly tasty,
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and I mean, I could use the fiber.
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Okay, uh, I know we tell each
other everything, but let's not
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tell each other everything.
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Hey, where were you yesterday?
Oh, I was out at dinner with Irma.
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At 4:30?
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Well, yeah, you gotta catch
the early bird special.
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Hey, if you don't get there before five,
you don't get the free baked potato.
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OK. Well, why didn't
you just call me after?
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I went to sleep!
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It was 7:30. I was falling off my feet.
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OK. Take a nap, Grandma. Because tonight...
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is my big fundraiser dance.
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Oh, uh, right.
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Marisa, about that, I'm really sorry,
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but I can't come tonight. I
got to be at the senior center.
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Are you kidding me? You
have a mission tonight?
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Technically, the mission
doesn't end till next week,
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but Irma and I, we're in
this bridge tournament.
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I swear, that woman just
makes me feel young again.
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You are young!
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Hey, watch your tone,
Missy. See, back in my day...
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KC, this is your day!
255
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:10,998
Marisa, look. I know that I've been
spending a lot of time with Irma,
256
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:12,366
but the truth is we get along great.
257
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:15,269
And she's had so many experiences,
258
00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:17,971
you know, I'm just learning
a lot about life from her.
259
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,040
Did you know that senior citizens
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are our nation's greatest
untapped resource?
261
00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:25,079
KC, the food bank is counting on me
262
00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:27,181
and I was counting on
you to be there for me.
263
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:29,249
I remember when I was your oldest friend,
264
00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:32,353
but apparently, now your senior
pal is more important than I am!
265
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,295
(Impersonating Bernie) Well,
I haven't heard yelling like that
266
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,959
since my late wife, Shirley.
267
00:13:38,994 --> 00:13:41,362
Wow! She's right. I'm in way too deep.
268
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(Music playing)
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Thank you.
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00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,452
(Electronic dinging)
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00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,454
OK, Marisa. I'm sorry
I'm late, but I am here.
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What do you need me to do? Nothing.
273
00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,491
Marisa, are you still holding this grudge?
274
00:13:59,526 --> 00:14:01,326
Look, anything you need,
name it, and I'll do it.
275
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,428
KC, I... I really
don't need your help.
276
00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:06,264
OK, Marisa. This is ridiculous.
I am your best friend.
277
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,200
Come on! You got to let it go.
278
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:09,635
KC, listen to me.
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00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:12,638
I do not need your help because...
280
00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:16,408
(In a sing-song voice
) I did it all myself!
281
00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:18,403
(In a sing-song voice)
What are you talking about?
282
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,380
The dance is a huge success.
283
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:23,615
I collected a ton of canned goods
284
00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:27,452
and I tricked everyone into
giving me every dollar they had!
285
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,454
(Both laugh) Speaking of which...
286
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,556
Oh, right. There you go. Thank you.
287
00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,460
Wow. Marisa, I am really proud of you!
288
00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:37,262
Thank you.
289
00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:40,298
But more importantly, I'm proud of myself.
290
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:43,201
Turns out I am a lot more
capable than I thought I was.
291
00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:45,437
So there is literally nothing I can do?
292
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:49,541
Actually, there is. Go
play bridge with Irma.
293
00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:50,736
She needs you more than I do.
294
00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:55,514
Aww! Look at you just growing
up in front of my eyes.
295
00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:00,619
Bernie, where is he?
296
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,157
(Phone beeps) Oh, how do
you work this darn thing?
297
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:10,162
Hey, did you hear the one about the
guy with the broken hearing aid?
298
00:15:10,197 --> 00:15:11,630
Neither did he! Ay! Oh!
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00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,331
(Laughs)
300
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,367
Bernie! You made it!
301
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,536
I was so worried that something
might have happened to you.
302
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:18,570
Like what?
303
00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:20,572
Angina, shingles, gout?
304
00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:23,475
At our age, any one of those
could've had you in bed for a week.
305
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,277
Both: Ay! Oh!
306
00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:26,578
All right. Now, let's
go win this tournament
307
00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,213
before the rest of my hair falls out.
308
00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:34,319
Good night, Ma!
309
00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,564
Judy: I don't know how you sleep at night.
310
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,494
Who said that?
311
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:43,595
(Alarm beeping)
312
00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:48,600
Judy: The machines have a
wake-up call for you, Petey!
313
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:50,235
(Siren wails)
314
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:53,505
(Train whistle blowing)
315
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:57,676
(All sounds together)
316
00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:04,583
Judy, what are you doing here?
317
00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:08,487
Showing you that machines
aren't as stupid as you think.
318
00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:14,192
(Screams)
319
00:16:14,228 --> 00:16:15,393
What do you want from me?
320
00:16:15,429 --> 00:16:18,530
An apology! Say it! Machines aren't stupid.
321
00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:22,334
Machines aren't stupid!
Machines aren't stupid!
322
00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:23,535
Alright, I'm good.
323
00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:30,609
Judy? Yeah?
324
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:34,346
I'm going to assume this
was a really bad nightmare.
325
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:37,182
But either way, can you get me
326
00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:39,251
another pair of underwear
from that top drawer?
327
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:48,393
Someone bring out the marshmallows,
because the Burnster's on fire!
328
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,529
(Cheering and applause)
329
00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:52,464
Thank you, thank you.
330
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,334
(Indistinct chatter)
331
00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:02,240
Uh, can we, uh, take a
little break? Because, uh...
332
00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:03,441
I forgot to take my vitamins.
333
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,343
Oh, you heard him, you old farts.
334
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,179
Bernie needs a break.
335
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,181
(All laugh)
336
00:17:11,418 --> 00:17:13,485
Ernie? The target showed
up a couple of days early.
337
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,453
I got to get the tracking device on him.
338
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:17,455
Ernie, are you there? Ernie!
339
00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:19,324
TARGET: Hey, Gramps.
340
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,326
I know it's not Tuesday, but
I was in the neighborhood.
341
00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:23,628
Hey, How are you doing,
you old so-and-so?
342
00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:26,431
You again? What is it with you?
343
00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:30,402
I believe I have something
that belongs to you.
344
00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:34,339
Ah! I got your nose! (Laughs)
345
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,373
Good kid.
346
00:17:37,244 --> 00:17:38,243
A tracking device?
347
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,451
That's why you've been
bothering me. You're really a...
348
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,615
Confused old man? Hey, give me a hug!
349
00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:47,219
(Grunting)
350
00:17:47,254 --> 00:17:48,386
Bernie!
351
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,256
What're you doing?
352
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,424
Just deal the cards, Irma.
353
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,939
I'll be there in a second, all right?
354
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:02,267
(All gasp)
355
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,271
That young hooligan is
beating up my Bernie!
356
00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:09,341
Come on, this is our chance
to prove we're still alive!
357
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:10,375
Seniors...
358
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:11,376
attack!
359
00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:21,386
(Target groans in pain)
360
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:27,259
IRMA: You leave my Bernie alone!
361
00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:29,294
Alright, guys, back it up. Back it up.
362
00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:30,495
I got it from here.
363
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:31,596
(Grunts)
364
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,266
(All gasp)
365
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:38,436
That's right, young man. You
just got burned by Bernie Burns!
366
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,507
(Cheering and applause)
367
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,509
Oh, Bernie.
368
00:18:44,544 --> 00:18:47,379
That was wonderful.
369
00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:51,616
I don't know what kind of vitamins
you're taking, but can I get some?
370
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:52,651
(Laughs)
371
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:54,185
Oh, Bernie!
372
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,393
Hey, uh, can I sit here?
373
00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:03,495
It's a free country.
374
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,330
Thanks to my generation.
375
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,167
Hey...
376
00:19:09,202 --> 00:19:11,336
you look familiar. Have we met?
377
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:14,239
Uh, no, I don't think so.
378
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:16,441
I just started volunteering
here. I'm KC Cooper.
379
00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:19,210
I'm not telling you my
name. Identity theft.
380
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,445
It's all over the news.
381
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:23,348
Gotcha.
382
00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:25,183
Hi, KC.
383
00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:27,285
Oh, hey, Marisa.
384
00:19:27,321 --> 00:19:29,287
Hey, take a look at that hunka-hunka.
385
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,523
That is my best friend Marisa
and her great unkle, Wally.
386
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:34,225
He's single and you look ready to mingle.
387
00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:38,430
Oh, please. I am over men.
388
00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:41,466
The last guy I was into really burned me.
389
00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:47,539
Well, hey, it's never too late to
grab life by the snickerdoodles.
390
00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:49,574
You've got to live.
Come on. The time is now!
391
00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:53,478
You know, that is very good advice.
392
00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:55,513
You're an old soul.
393
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:59,317
Well, let's just say I had a friend
who taught me a lot about life.
394
00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:02,320
Go on.
395
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,561
Hey! Back off, Etta, he's mine!
396
00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:14,232
Hi, I'm Irma.
397
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:17,469
(Both giggle)
398
00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:18,570
(Swing music playing)
399
00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:20,372
Oh!
400
00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,307
Oh, yeah! I love this song. Let's dance.
401
00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,242
What? You want to dance?
402
00:20:24,277 --> 00:20:27,312
Oh, yeah. Come on. We're
young and alive, aren't we?
403
00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:28,680
But... Wha... What
are you doing?
404
00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:31,516
I'm dancing like no one's watching.
405
00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:39,591
Actually, uh, everybody's watching
and I'm very uncomfortable.
406
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,279
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV!
407
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:05,879
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